THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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