you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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