i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize