is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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