Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
ok first of all what the fuck
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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