With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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