I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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