are we going to glenview for practice??
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where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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