I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Porn is love you can see.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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