Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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