"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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