A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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