babies were throwing up all over the place
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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