just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
ok first of all what the fuck
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