billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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