ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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