I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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