okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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