I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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