So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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