So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm going to jail i love you
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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