Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
zippers are such a cool invention
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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