Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Are we still banned from the library?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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