I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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