Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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