5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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