Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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