I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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