i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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