im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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