I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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