This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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