if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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