Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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