Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We need to get me chipped asap
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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