What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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