My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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