So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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