New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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