But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Bring me that man meat
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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