I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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