This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
