So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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