i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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