Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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