I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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