hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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