you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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