so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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