its not stalking. its research.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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