Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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