I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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