Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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