it wasn't lemon gatorade
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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