I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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