please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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