Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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