Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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