Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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